it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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