she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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