I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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