no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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