You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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