I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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