I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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