i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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