It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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