her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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