Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
id be glad to
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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