But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Shame - the story of my life.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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