So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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