Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina