O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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