I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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