I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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