Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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