They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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