i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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