I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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