I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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