He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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