haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
And then he peed in my hair
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