whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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