he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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