It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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