Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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