Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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