Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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