We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think my vagina is haunted
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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