just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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