you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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