we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize