No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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