i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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