Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
