I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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