yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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We were destined to go to rehab together
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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