Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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