his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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