Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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