well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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