So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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