At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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