Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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