I want to have your abortion
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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