is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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