We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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