so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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