my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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