So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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