Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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