It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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