I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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