we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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