So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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