Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Oh Jesus.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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