my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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